On November 18th 2022
Right after recording 5th AVE
I assaulted the Tim Hortons in Scarborough Village, however, they were saved by a magic door, and a black van waiting outside next to them. I made my way home, laughing and smiling as I went. Then on November 19th 2022, I made my second attempt. Miraculously no one was hurt, the old lady dove well, and the LARGE BOTTLE OF BAILEYS failed to connect with her head. The knife thrown from my balcony also failed to connect with the guy and his dog. And the magic door once again saved the guy who had been recording me to send things to the condo board. So my efforts were thwarted. I spent 1 month in the pen, eating their shitty food, then i was released. This website stands as a monument to that day. It is everything I thought or said in the events leading up to the attack.