First of all, may I congratulate our agents on a successful mission.
Of course I cannot reveal their names,
But the sinking of the pipeline ensures a cold winter for Germany,
this in itself is of value, but of course we cannot get into the specifics
of our strategic interests and the if and but or why of why the pipeline
was or was not downed.....
A cold winter for Germany,
Is an end in itself.
My agents in the propaganda arms of CNN will at some point soon
release a story, explaining with shock who did the deed,
Just keep in mind,
these stories are exaggerated.
For public consumption.
The real culprits,
Remain at large,
Let not their mind trouble you.
Come here for the real story.
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