Updated: Oct 5, 2022
MY COPY OF THE THIRD TESTAMENT "The Book of Fire" by Jesus Christ JUST ARRIVED IN THE MAIL. PRAISE BE UNTO ME. Barnes and Noble Press have done a fine job of producing this book, and I will be going with them for the foreseeable future moving forward. THE BOOK IS OF SUPERIOR QUALITY, THE PAPER IS THICK AND THE COLORS VIVID AND RICH.
AND UNLIKE THE INSANE AMAZON POLICY OF WAITING 3 WEEKS FOR SHIPPING BEFORE EVEN TAKING THE MONEY FOR A HARDCOVER, BARNES AND NOBLE PRESS PRODUCED THE BOOK PROMPTLY AND SENT IT TO ME WITHIN 4 OR 5 DAYS.
THE BOOK ITSELF IS A ROLLERCOASTER PLAYGROUND OF HILARITY, WHICH ALSO MAKES YOU THINK. THERE IS PLENTY OF FOOD FOR THOUGHT HERE. THE FIRST BOOKS OF THE THIRD TESTAMENT ARE MYTHS AND LEGENDS SURROUNDING THE ORIGINS OF GOD, AND ADDITIONAL BACKSTORY REGARDING THE DEVIL, AND HIS MOTIVATIONS, AS WELL AS EXPOUNDING ON OTHER EVENTS, AND TELLING YOU OF MANY NEW STORIES FROM THE WORLD BEFORE THE GARDEN OF EDEN. FUNCTIONING AS A PREQUEL TO GENESIS AND A SEQUEL TO REVELATION, THIS TIDILY SUMS UP THE BIBLICAL CANON, WITH A SURPRISE ENDING YOU DIDN'T SEE COMING.... :)
The book itself is hilarious. The entire book of revelation has been completely rewritten into the satanic testament, with a new savior, and a new servant witness, Styxhexenhammer666, who bore witness to all that he had seen.
But that book and it's many translations, serve almost as a comic aside from the rather meaty book of legends at the start, and the Book of Fire, which takes up the final third.
After meandering through prophecies set to ensnare you and cut you down in a variety of ways, as the sinner walks through life he quotes from the devils book, hook line and verse, whether he reads it or not. Most forms of evil action are describable within the prophecies of this book, and it foretells harsh days, famines, and the eventual extinction of mankind, and the destruction of the earth.
The colors are vibrant, and beautiful. It really is a feast for the eyes to behold. In an alice in wonderland like dream, once you get into the book of fire, every other page is a full color rendering, on beautiful good quality paper, this is a book that must be in color. The quality of the work reminds of of a Niel Gaiman premium hardcover you would get for a sandman or a transmetropolitan.
I am obscenely happy with this book,
And I look forward to producing more....
=D
my blessings
my boon
The book also delves into issues, real serious political issues of our time, things being commonly discussed in whispers behind closed doors or in the crevices of the internet alt-media, and other issues aside which I feel will become important to society a long time from now.
I cannot prove that this is the case.
But I feel people cannot be made to suffer forever.
Their plight will not be ignored forever.
And when their day finally comes, this book is waiting....
Overall, I feel this is a worthy inclusion to the judeo/christian and now lokiite tradition. I feel that while the world laughs in derision on this, on me, on all that I value, I know God smiles on me today. And I know one day this book will be seen as important, and mattering. One day history books will write of the people this book inspired, and the things that they did.
And one day,
lost kitten,
you will be judged.
