WAIVER OF LIABILITY : Assisted Suicide

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Regarding Phonecalls:

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In the event of suicide counselling, by booking this appointment,
You hold Brendan S. Rose in no way legally, financially, or otherwise
liable for the resulting actions you may take as a result of my advice
or counselling sessions.

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Regarding hostility/vulgarity:

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If you are hostile and insulting, this is grounds for me to become
hostile and insulting, if you have booked suicide counselling
hostility over our method of contact is not a grounds for ending
the phonecall against your wishes, but if you wish to treat me
badly, I will return the favor. I reserve the right to end the phonecall
at any time I want for any reason I want, if you have booked the session
and paid and i showed up, no refunds, but I will endeavor to provide the
service offered in full, if your beheavior becomes too unbearable to manage
I will politely end the phonecall, or in whatever manner we are speaking
at the time.

You may swear or use any terms deemed hateful,
this is an around the dinner table setting.

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Illegality/Violence:

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IF you in any way make me believe you are genuinely about to harm another person,
I will end the phonecall immmediately and report you to the police.
The no report clause in no way makes me a party to any violence i believe you are
likely to enact. A calm reasonable demeanour is suggested.

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Advice:

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Any advice given is yours to act on as you wish.
I am in no way responsible for the actions of other people.

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EMAILS/ADDRESSES/PHONES:

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If you elect to speak with your relatives and loved ones from beyond the grave
via email or text, before you kill yourself, which is your own responsibility and
not something i would advise for a normal healthy person with an ok life,
You must provide me with your login information, so that I may access your account,
and email your family and loved ones, by channelling your soul from beyond the grave,
as well as any associated devices you wish me to communicate through. By the time you go,
I will have talked with you for a long time, gotten to know you, we will have weighed alternatives,
and methods of improving/fixing your life. I have training in psychiatric analysis, mentored under
doctors much more financially and legally empowered than I was. I will develop a psychological profile
of you and do my best to treat your relatives as I believe you would wish me to treat them.

When I communicate with your relatives and loved ones as you,
If I get the sense you like your family, I will endeavor to be as kind as possible,
tell them you are in a good place, it's wonderful where you are now, but you miss them,
and you're there with them, and you'll see each other again.

If you have a problem relative who has given you grief or trouble,
I will do my best to make this person understand the effect their actions have had on your life,
that they have contributed to your death, that it is in whole or in part their fault,
If I believe they have committed unreported crimes against you, I will report what they did to you
to the police. If they mistreat you, I will stand up for you, I will make them regret what they did to you.

We will login to these devices on my machines to make sure everything is good for a period of time
to make sure all is square with the process.

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PAYMENT:

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Payment is made at least 24 hours before our first session begins,
it is nonrefundable when sent. I will arrive at our meeting and endeavor to be
there for you for at least 24 hours, the entire day, I will make time for you no matter
what I am doing.